basically i love boybands ⋆*:・

fiftyshadesoffuckoff:

mistercoventry:

MY DAD THOUGHT SKRILLEX WAS A POKEMON

my aunty once asked if hentai was a pokemon

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me

(via splders)

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(via bullied)

    Friend: *sneezes*
    Me: Bless you
    Friend: *sneezes five more times*
    Me: chill

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples, via getouts)