♀ : pink haired anime girls and white haired anime boys are what i live for ⋆*:・

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

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    Friend: *sneezes*
    Me: Bless you
    Friend: *sneezes five more times*
    Me: chill
    Me: ur on tumblr?
    Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
    Me:
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    Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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    Character 1 from OTP: Hey.
    Character 2 from OTP: Hello.
    Me: Their sexual tension is killing me

shouldnt:

Me on the internet: your hot we should make out
Me in real life: hi

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