@planetjedward are cutie patooties with a hella rad booty
bullshipper ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via splders)

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(via falloutpunx)

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

(Source: mathernatical, via falloutpunx)

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

(Source: snapchatting, via troyesbooty)

guy:

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my stripper chicken dances perfectly with this song

(via bubblegumhh)

snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

(via genericdick)